2/29/2024 0 Comments Hog rider pig![]() ![]() These people thought about the good things of becoming friends with the characters from other Supercell games such as Brawl Stars or Boom Beac, but Hog Rider DESIRED the Snowboar King. ''After gathering some gold, elixir and emeralds, Hog Rider ordered some builders and wizards to build him a portal that could teleport him to another game. Hog Rider inmediately wanted him, because of his thiccness, and because of the mighty hog essence the Snowboar emanated.'' ''He eventually came across the Great Snowboar King miniboss: a creature capable or running and ramming at high speeds, throwing ice balls, and enraging when at low HP. He also grew curious about owning a shaggy sumpter beast or making friends with some artiodactyl-shaped Adepti, but discarded the ideas later because these creatures had not the essence of a hog. But he disliked them because they were not as thicc as his dead friend. He learned about the forest boars that thrive all around Mondstadt and Liyue, about the frozen snowboars that can be found in Dragonspine inside enormous ice blocks, and about the curious shroomboars, which call Sumeru's deep rainforests their home. ''Hog Rider thought about the user's words and searched in the game's Fandom wiki for some good-looking suids. But some random user, knowing who the Hog Rider was, said to him ''You should not uninstall Genshin Impact for now, I know some good hogs thriving around in Dragonspine'''' ''Seeing all the good-quality things that his former hog invested in, Hog Rider announced the death of his hog in the official HoYoLab forum, wanting to sell his account to someone and buy a new hog with the adquired goods. All he left was a Ganyu, a Yelan, a Raiden Shogun, a Shenhe and a Noelle, all of them at level 90 with some of them with extra constellations.'' ''Hog Rider wanted a new hog, but he ran out of gold and elixir, and his hog's Genshin Impact account had no primogems or whatever. When he entered the room, he stumbled across the gross corpse of an artiodactyl, palid, obese and stinky. ''In a tragic day, after losing a raid and having his village raided by a Chinese player for the 6th time, Hog Rider decided to see how was his hog. The hog spent half a year without seeing the Sun's light.'' The hog ignored him and kept spending his rider's raided gold on titty waifus and enraging when losing 50/50. And Hog Rider warned his hog about the horrible and devastating consequences of playing Genshin Impact. Until one day, Hog Rider spotted his porcine friend installing and playing Genshin Impact on his old computer. ''One day, the almighty Hog Rider was happy with his current hog.
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